Finite holidays like every year there are damages and I am not referring to floods, storms, earthquakes or the classic and heavy snow in NY, which are classic arguments Open Studio pretty, but we have accumulated kg more (you, as usual, I no .. ). This result just goes to the next holiday looming, the most important, but not those summer and Easter. Until proven otherwise I would advise you to keep them, since last summer in fat was apparently trendy, but because the fat is an excellent insulator and if it keeps you warm in the winter do not see why there can not keep cool in summer). Studied such as whales or desert Bedouins, who dress in wool to protect from the sun).
There are various ways to lose those fat reserves so that you have worked hard to accumulate:
- diet: vegetables, water, water, water, vegetables, vegetable, sometimes for a bit overdriven 'hay, vegetables, water and lots of pee. If you are in a critical condition it does not allow you to eat a pizza from time to time, so you say the choice of the secondary population.
- Liposuction: a practice in a bit invasive if you allow me xD, because if you look at the tutorial that I linked (click on liposuction) on how this is done, there is a man who enters a pipeline of 'water, not a needle in his stomach and you aspire to the sound of rock n' roll fat. Some make it, many avoid it.
- Gym: the best way because I am biased: D. Consume a lot of calories, extend your social relationships and can also be overdriven with some food that enhances the taste buds at the table: D. Calories then here you have the pleasure to burn in two ways: either with classic or a workout with the accelerating rhythm caused by some precise seating of some young girl xD. They are usually the older subjects in the second mode.
Since the gym the preferred solution, every year about mid-January we have a turnout-style highway in August "in this place. Young and old, the girl believed to be obese mother who goes to the gym with the child playing with the PSP below, from a professional builder to the EU and beyond.
are all people who can attend for the first time in the gym and thus are initially uncomfortable, and perhaps for your personal situation, or perhaps because of the number of people on site. The embarrassing situations and then go on in this first month of the year, and I leave, looking a bit 'in turn, to classify the users of my gym (Fitness & Welness Superman):
- THE Tamarra : my favorite: D, it can be recognized by the appearance, which requires a certain type of clothing: should be the inevitable Capellini, worn for good education in an enclosed space. Better if kisses & hugs , looks much around to see if the eyes are reciprocated by the person. The photo next perfectly able to witness what I try to unfold. Note the posture devoted to chatter: D.
- THE chatterbox: as mentioned above for the tamarro, which by nature must be talkative, the chatterbox is distinguished by a more appropriate attire in the gym. Enter the room with gear already a principle of laughter for the crap that has to tell your friends instead of looking for work:). After 45 minutes of heating of the vocal cords, excessive salivation, dehydration occurs.
- the harasser : primarily because it recognizes the missing wedding ring, then you will find that age is not the most childish. For me there are a couple of old men harassing, especially one that is also quite invasive in conversations xD. It sticks like a leech to the poor woman under attack him with the illuderà forzatissimi smiles at each end of the sentence. Yet he can not rip miss an appointment to die.
- THE GYM: every self-respecting gym has its element symbol, its Mr. Olympia. In my case it is Mark, several years after it is trained, for example, the "silly" to 22kg each arm to train biceps. Accompanies their daily training with a careful diet that leads to monstrous results, the main result is that when out of the disco will not be frequently targeted by the exaltation of the moment, indeed, it is proposed to the company as a solver of disputes by choosing with particular attention to the subject to be beat up, what in essence would give the greatest psychological satisfaction.
- The stylish : Subject in limited edition, it is not found for many gym. In my there are a couple, and are characterized by the brand / brands they wear and the collar turned up the pole. The color combination can also be obscene, the important thing is the collar turned up to " Gianfranco Zola " and the brand in sight. After a series gets up to change gear and often looks around to make sure that there is one more dude than he.
- OLD : particularly attached to 'aqua in the engine room "arrears" with the treadmill and the ever-present towel wrapped around his neck and falling on his chest. After the jog, it is still standing, is dedicated to exercise machines without a specific group of muscles and making a "mess" of it all. In principle, the weights used by the old are lower than those of a 20 year old girl and healthy. Dehydration does not occur as for all types of users, because it lies above a infartino infarction during the race, or at least the end of it.
- PUSSY : this user is present only in some gyms, the most deserving: P. The mine is famous for her number, I can not confirm it, but I can certainly say that several elements stand out from the crowd for the women. In principle, it is psychologically fragile because they think they are obese in spite of the forms are 90-60-90, and while it is pleasing to the public to be aware of as many eyes capture. If the pull of a figure, you will not ever speak to you first because you have to go to greet the first and what I have seen do not sweat: how to enter and leave the gym. I doubt whether they are like dogs, who do not have sweat glands and are therefore forced to gasp for lowering body temperature. The drop of sweat of the rest would be unfeminine.
- THE STRANGE : quite unique, I had the pleasure of seeing one (not to know thank God) at work in the gym. Of course, with strange customs and habits, it seems that the gym is not his natural habitat: what I have observed is that for example, smell my feet before going to shower after they are inspected for good, solves a Rubik's cube while walking on the treadmill and never speaks, is hairy in spots on his back, sweating and a slaughterhouse does not use the slippers in public showers available. Strange words.
- THE MASON : the rank among the normal were it not that the clothing is not the most well-chosen xD. A distinction is made exclusively for a pair of blue jeans and a paint-stained t-shirt to fuck off. More than anything else is a sub-normal.
- NORMAL / NORMAL : The most common subject in the gym, the utentes using a Latin familiaris, go there to stay in shape and clothing is best suited for activities natural, synthetic fabric that is breathable and running shoes. There are no distinctions between men and women except for a bump on the horse in males and two hills on the chest for women.
- OBESITY : the subject can not see it ever in the summer months between September and mid-January, the precise moment when he wakes up and sees in the mirror. He hopes to tear down many kilograms in 5 months, some part will fail, while others complain that there is no objective can continue their diet macaroni. Some bolder use of technical clothing that body-builder-shirt is made in very broad at the shoulders, but in short torso so that it remains on display the lower abs. With them, the result is guaranteed because they have the belly instead of the abdomen that comes out from under the shirt and some tears to laughter make me get off :'-).
This is what sums up the circle of people in the gym I frequent, fortunately no one is annoying and the atmosphere is very friendly. Yes, but Robert, you belong to that category?
Look, I mainly have scored in the normal rhythms with some other species that make me a better person in the gym: D: D: D. .. Yeah ...
With love, Robert Roman
Amir from Monaco.
PS 1) picture tamarro on site, 2) -3) photo by Marco posing on my request. Permission to publish photos online receipt from the subject of them.
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