Monday, December 27, 2010

Sms For New Baby Born To Frends

The best you can find them at work ..

Lately I've been neglecting the blog, and is not for the usual pork that I can commit perilous down my life, but because for the first time in my life I feel the work experience. It 'been a bit' as the first Once you make love, and think: "Ok, we're from, you can redo and so perhaps the next time Robert last longer:)." After today, December 27, 2010 deadline for the assignment of trust back in business soon in the store as much fun. Here's some useful information:

Location @ Mediaworld, Comm Center "Hemisphere", Monfalcone, 34074, GO. Coordinates: 45.817495N, 13.512025E.

find them among the employees is not difficult, especially in this holiday season because they were all dressed as Santa's helper elves. I, promoter of a well-known brand in photography, I was the only dress normal but high as a Santa's helper elf, and then in 1:1 scale! But by no joking aside, I was the coolest course in history and therefore there was no difficulty in recognizing, D.

If you have not yet figured out who I was, in essence, was the official who If you're looking for a refrigerator placed in the department was sending video games, looking for a blender in the computer department and if you are looking for a TV sent to the bar outside the supermarket. Purpose. For a brief period I had the honor (we've seen good) to promote e-books in Sony's PC department. Small spoiler on the PC department: The department is well stocked, employees in the department know their stuff, we spend our most incompetent of the world: D. In addition to a bunch of nerds.

simply a department that strongly suggest to those who have suicidal feelings. Just see who goes through there and you are just want to relive. Also because the customers are embarrassing blunders (yes I'm kidding: P). Obviously the customer is arrogant with me. I will be gentle with him but I sign all the crap he says and then post them online here: D. Here is the document that Ivan, Damian, Gabriel and colleagues I have made available. I thank all those customers who have had the courage to present to our sight a Mauser asking (probably looking for a mouse) that has a gun, asking a mouse wafairless (probably looking for a wireless mouse), wondering where is the kitchen in a department store technology as the Mediaworld, or where there are pressure cookers or grinders. I thank the customer who has spoken to me that the internet is dangerous, the customer who has problems with the des-coop (desktop), or the customer who asked me dell'etilometro to stick to the USB port.

Thanks.

Because now I know that the world is beautiful, I'm not stupid, that the van changed his underwear every day and I can then I also hold the post of Chairman of the Board :).

Here is the complete document.
In stock things are milder because they are often the Bangladesh who do not understand the buttons and seeing a lady of the cameras pose very specific questions like: "What does this do? Is this? Is this? Is this? .. . etc ".
But most are more chicks. Then just click and move forward to the department PC Photo: P.

A special greeting to:
Roberto, head of department, who called me a whore because I sold all the cameras Sony, including the display.
Arturo Roger Gennaro, who puts in order the only cordless phones to watch the girls butts.
Dani that she would do with a SSSSCsI (sex, safe, fast, wild, warm, uninhibited)
Ale want my hugs and wishing MariaGiu my massage.
Alessio TV that the department instead of two has led delicate nipples.
Augustine Philips promoter who thinks watching SKY TV on the thousand of the department rather than sell.
A Gabriel, Ivan, and Luca Damiano PC that are still wondering how to get rich by creating an App for the Apple.
Mauro department for Games is convinced that the world is ruled by energy: P (I'm an engineer so it's my nature to be difficult about it).
Darius because of Video colleagues call him fart. Alice Video
department because he brings us the sweet work and not be offended if we speak of us male or smells different stuff.
THE DIRECTOR Luca Miotti, which perhaps will not even know who they are framed, with whom I made an epochal figure of shit because with him behind me and without my knowledge, I said, "ooohh ... today I'm not a cock work ". But I understand.

With Love
Robert Roman Amir Monte Carlo

PS: photos 1) as a helper of Santa Claus 2) pictures of me at work 3) document, click on it to better read

Monday, December 13, 2010

Pokemon Mix Up Machine

3X10 Dear Santa ... Avance doubtful

December 25, 2010, and here's the magic of Christmas coming. The second most important feast of Christianity, the day when the baby Jesus was born .. the day you receive the presents:).
Even I, as said in the first in the first post is a natural person, not an entity, D, and therefore I have a couple of interesting stuff that I would like to receive. Taking advantage
use the excuse of the plague "nostalgia" (that is, that my mother saying "ohhh I wrote the letter as he was a child, that soft") I made the following requests taking advantage of the tenderness caused when:





fun to read.
course are went to the post office and I put the stamp to make everything as formal as possible. Besides, when the employee has placed a look at the letter he looked at me in a somewhat 'curious. I think it's the fact that in front of them believed to have a man of 21 who still believes in Santa Claus. In any case, I responded with one of those smiles you're deduce that I understood everything in life: D.

With love
Robert Roman Amir Monte Carlo

PS Photos 1,2,3: my letter, each picture is a real page. Eventually I blacked my address for obvious reasons. Click on images to enlarge them.

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Mere Naam Joker Simi Grewal



I have an orgasm: a moment forget the title, because the crime sentence is announced at the beginning because I came to a 3X to post titles. In full contrast with the youth of the modern era Robert enjoys the little things in life, as example, to reach the third room and two dozen pairs (ie 28) section of my long post, see a fly flies in full house and smashed the glass of the window or running a machine that takes a puddle and turn on the lava of the pedestrian sidewalk : D .
I sent many emails in a matter of fact, thanks for the support given to me, some of them quite explicit to senior members worldwide. We only hope that Assange of Wikileaks I find out, because otherwise I find myself with excrement up to their necks, and all my blog cabin would be irreparably compromised -.-''. And who says his mother.

Yes, but, Robert Short and concise that I have things very important to make sure that as I watch the signs always the right time.


say that you're the worst imaginary friend I seem to get a compliment. In any case, you go ahead and see the clock that I have to tell great things: D.


Since I'm full of morose, as I rightly pinned in previous posts, I was flipping through a newspaper dedicated a good percentage of my mental capacity in the personal ads, and paying particular attention to the selection of any term partner . It would be so romantic to tell my children that he knew his mother because he was in the paper: D.


ads were the most varied:

  • Beautiful, buxom, blonde, 26, also offers massage therapy and relaxing at home.
  • romantic Lady looking for loving companion sensitive to his woman to establish a solid relationship and happy. A lover of walks on the beach at sunset.
  • AAAA Beautiful brunette spirited man looking for big extravagant evenings and spicy. No time wasters. No ulterior motives. Here are just a big surprise
shred of what I found. Some have impressed me more than others yes, but do not think I have found a useful partner in these ads. I do not know why, it will be the time, my fatigue, work commitments and university, the fact that at age 21 still do not ride with Ferrari (inconcepibile!)
Let's analyze why:

  • in the first message we can understand that now is a Chinese the ad because, first of all do know a few Italian massages. And then, a nose, a Chinese venture that is dyed blond. Perhaps it may be a Ukrainian, but I would not bet here. discarded because I love the Made in Italy
  • the second with a little 'luck we can hope that rich lady, and we know so attached and connected to have a rich wife, D. Perhaps this could be stifling and I'd run out. And then you do not know how old: old as my mom? Then we can stand. As old as the lady in front of me here in study hall in college and continues to cough? I hope not. I do not play the lottery, I figured if I start to gamble with an old (MILF male friends for us, D). discarded because they do not want another grandmother who is close relationship for the sake of blood to me -.- '
  • The third case is what leaves me more thrilled. Not so much for the "supply" of hot and extravagant evening, which for example may mean you will take you to a cabaret where they serve food Mexican, but for that "big surprise . Big surprise that mean? That gives you a big package? And what kind of package? A gift bag or a parcel male? I had asked a woman not a man -.-'. Big surprise a guy who has huge boobs? And the other? I do not want women deformed style Chernobyl '. never a surprise announcement terrified me so much. discarded because I fear and awe. Place


But no! A few days ago came the announcement from me.

Robert, the world of fairies and the Wizard of Oz let me know in elementary school? ..


If you click on the picture you can see it bigger. Viviane I am pleased that I have visited on myspace. But I'm quite sure there is a vein cheating in this ad. IF you were interested in me I'm sure it would try to marry as soon as possible and then split up and take away all my possessions (and I'm sure, also took away my Pokémon trading cards). Or SE is a "woman of the people" (not to call her whore) I certainly would send a virus if I open his photo send me by e-mail. And I'm sure she has any body in existing virus transmitted via sexual intercourse. In fact I'll add more: if I open his photos that I would send e-mail contrarrei believe that a kind of electronic AIDS. Therefore dangerous.
I feel compelled to decline the invitation then, and continue to look for my Venus (I can feel I'll find under the tree this year).

In any case I leave my personal ad here, she never misses a day to notice me:
AAA disconsolate young man shot hair, nano, hypochondriac, some allergic 'to everything, very rich and specific , seeks woman in no way interested in money and a predilection to the care of her man, which is available to make some zozzeria in bed at night. Wanted: made in Italy, (and I put it for safety) big surprise.


With Love,
Robert Roman Amir Monte Carlo


PS Photo 1: announcement that I received on myspace, for read more click on the picture

Gamo Spring Rifle Bipod

"Advent, the Church begins a new liturgical year"

Dear brothers and sisters!
Today, the first Sunday of Advent , the Church begins a new liturgical year , a new journey of faith, on the one hand, commemorates the event of Jesus Christ and, second, it opens to its final fulfillment. It is precisely this dual perspective lives season of Advent , looking both to the first coming of the Son of God, when he was born of the Virgin Mary, is the he returns in glory when he comes "to judge the living and the dead," as we say in I .

on this suggestive theme of 'waiting' I would now like to reflect briefly, because it is a deeply human aspect, when faith becomes, so to speak, one with our flesh and our cuore.L ' waiting, the wait is a dimension that runs through all of our personal, family and society. The wait is present in thousands of situations, from the smallest to the most important and trivial, that involve us completely and deeply. Consider, among them, waiting for a child by of the two spouses, to that of a relative or friend who comes to visit us from afar, we think, for a young waiting the outcome of an upcoming exam or a job interview, in relationships, to ' pending the meeting with the beloved, the response to a letter, or of accepting a pardon ... You could say that man is alive as long waits, until his heart is in the hope alive. And the man recognizes his expectations: our "stature" moral and spiritual can be measured by what you expect, from what they hope.

Each of us, therefore, especially at this time that prepares us for Christmas, may wonder: I, what do you expect? What, at this point in my life, my heart is stretching? And this same question can be put at the level of family, community, nation. What do you expect, together? What unites our aspirations, what unites them? In the time preceding the birth of Jesus, Israel was very strong in the expectation of the Messiah, an anointed descendant of King David, who was finally freed the people from all moral and political slavery and established the Kingdom of God but no one would never imagined that the Messiah would be born from a humble girl who was Mary's betrothed righteous Joseph. Even she would have thought, yet in his heart waiting for the Savior was so great, his faith and his hope were so ardent that he could find in her a worthy mother. Moreover, God himself had prepared before the ages. There is a mysterious correspondence between the expectation of God and of Mary, the creature was "full of grace" is totally transparent to the loving plan of the Most High. Learn from her, Woman of Advent, to live the daily routine with a new spirit, with the deep feeling of expectation that only the coming of God can fill.
Benedict XVI, Angelus , November 28, 2010