Great play of words eh: D: D?
And to think that until yesterday I could not even type that would say "subliminal" and only thanks to an episode of x-files I've found is the word. Now you know with me a new word:
Robert
he teaches with a rhyme that designs,
with women he is committed
and never sees the cunt.
If if if if if, a friend of the tube, take the piss take ...-.-''' then these rhymes kissing ... I understand the first line but the other three ... bah. .
However great life experiences to Robert for once. After all he is born, grows up and running, a bit 'like Pampers ® .
I specify, without making surreptitious advertising, which I always I go to the gym "superman club" (so if you see me you know where to find me: D), and being iscrittoci, I am entitled to all the implications and consequences of being members in a gym:
- right privileged to watch the girls who train at bottoms.
- privileged way, if I were skinny, to suffer from the misdeeds of a kind ultra-large.
- put in strange poses and exhibitionist to show particular areas (abs, biceps, chest ..) the girls on the ground under the guise of "stretching".
- DISCOUNTS's birthday, D, D. ..
Uh discounts you might think you know that the average Italian .. . And no!, My dear friend, it is here that falls salami.
My gym, fortunately, has a wellness center. Ergo, it has dedicated facilities for steam baths, tanning lamps, lamps for color therapy and a center masssssssssaggi: D.
So for me I did the year October 19 was 50% and 50% say CENTOOOOOO FOR DISCOUNT uhhhhh (breathing to the "whisker" Roberto da Crema, the explanatory video below)
In any case such a wonderful opportunity to save up for a massage from 27.5 € 55 I did not want to just let it go!. So with my big initiatives I bring the day Monday, October 25 at the location of the gym, wellness area, and get ready to experience: D. Background: I come from that day it was raining and windy, ergo, I was pretty cold. But I would not be tarnished in any way. I had planned to do the "Hot stone " and already hot as I warmed up.
and I arrive at the site is presented bon .. mmm ... I can not remember the name, however the girl that makes me a massage. Formal handshake and she immediately pounced with annoying phrases like "wow that cold hands, quiet, well now I will warm it; D".
Calma. My first reaction was look like ---> Oo . So I come out with a statement: "We (nomedellatipa) but you know that 90% of the pornographic film begins with a very similar premise: D". A microsecond later, I realized what scenes could trigger a similar declaration, but fortunately someone like me can not take it badly, and consequently the masseuse she began to laugh.
Robert Well, good experience, but now excuse me I have to run and expire on the yoghurt to eat hello hello hello.
Hey, hey, hey. To attract your attention immediately placed immediately behind this Photo:
The massage went well overall, apart from a new release of the girl saying: "Ok now I'm going a bit 'further down" by moving their hands in the lower back but always remaining on it. In any case it is not just that I fell asleep during the performance because it was all sooo relaxing. (Imagine Who sleeps with Robert and the bull that comes out of the nose while breathing xD)
Conclusions: massage surface and subliminal messages of the masseuse. As usual I do shit, because if I had accepted the avanches the girl is now in a post I would have much more interesting to write xD. Instead, I reduced to make, as would my standard bullshit band: P.
With Love
Robert Roman Amir Monte Carlo
